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NEWSCASTER: We now go
live to our eye-in-the-sky
hovercopter

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on the scene of that
terrible hovercopter crash.

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Jim?
The news is not good.

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I've just learned that
my final words were,
"Back to you, Linda."

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(LAUGHING)

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One for the blooper reel.

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(SIGHS) The news
is so violent.

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Let's watch
Rachael Ray instead.

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No, wait,
there might
be chopping.

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God, what a wuss.
Stop being such
a spineless jellyfish.

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You know full well I am
more closely related
to the sea cucumber.

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Not where it counts.

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(GROANS)

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I hated Jim!

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In other news,
our city's filthy,
urine-soaked walls

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have been desecrated
by a mysterious
tile-work graffiti artist.

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Police have no leads
as to who's behind

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this innovative
scourge of public art.

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(CHUCKLING VICIOUSLY)

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That is one sexy
bridge abutment.

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Free corn?
Well, that'll suit me
just fine.

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(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)

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The key is knowing
precisely where to strike.

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Oops.

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Well, well. Time to
beat him his rights.

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(BENDER GROANING)

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You know,
that don't look half bad
on your buttocks.

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It does sort of
class-up the place.

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MALE VOICE:
The time is 4:00 a. M!

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We've been
arguing all night, Kif.
Can't we go to bed?

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Is that all
you ever think about?

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I'm not just some
piece of tofu, Amy.

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I need to know where we stand
in our relationship.

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We're just going
through a rough patch.

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It is not a patch.
It's been ages,

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according to your
wildly inappropriate
hunk-of-the-month calendar.

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Leave Todd out of this.

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Thanks, babe. Also, today is
Canadian Independence Day.

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(BURPING NOISE)

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That's Bender's ringtone.
I recognize the smell.

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Hello?
Yo, Amy,

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I'm in the slammer.
Oh, no.

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That's enough lip
out of you, moneybags.

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Just get 5 grand
and bail me out.

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I don't have
that kind of money
laying around.

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Yeah, you do.
You know the floor safe
where you keep 10 grand?

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There's 5 grand in there.
Don't make me wait.

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Hey, Bender, you ever
kill a man with a sock?

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It ain't so hard.

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(SCREAMS)
(EXCLAIMS)

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I'd better carve a shiv
for protection.

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Rodriguez.
These two brothers
bailed your ass out.

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Oh! Thank God.

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Tell me, have things
changed on the outside?

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Is food finally in pill form?
What about pills?
Are they in food form?

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Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry,
the murder burglar.

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Hi, Larry,
I like your tattoos.

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Amy, that man
is a criminal.

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I'm just checking out
his tats.

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Sneato.
I have one of my mom.

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Want to see?
Sure.

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(STUTTERING)

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I just don't get
why you have to flirt with
every bad boy in sight.

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Quit exaggerating.

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Nobody move
or sweet cheeks
here gets it.

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(GIGGLES) Ooh!

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You're bad.

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(SIGHS)

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Mama said,
"Spock you out."

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That's it, Amy.

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Pardon my language,
but I have had it with you
ruffling my petticoats.

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You and I are through!

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(GASPS)

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Aw!

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Here's a little song
I wrote to cheer you up.
It's called...

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(SINGING)
Let's go already

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Here's to Amy, single,
lonely and fabulous.

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Thanks, everybody.
Looks like I'm
back in the game.

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Yeah,
the game of old maid.
(LAUGHS)

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Excuse me, sir,
are those yours?

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You're damn right,
and before you ask,
this is mine, too.

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(BARKING)

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Tough break, Amy.
Are you and Kif
getting divorced?

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No. Technically,
we were Fon-Fon-Rus,
so we weren't really married.

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Wow, the interesting
thing about that is...

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(SNORING)

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So, Amy, how can I
phrase this delicately?

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Why did Kif dump you
like a sack of
yesterday's turds?

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He says I have
a thing for bad boys.
It's so stupid.

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The truth is
often stupid.

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(COUGHING)

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Bender, why do you have to
be so mean to me?

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Shut up, baby,
you love it.

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Don't tell me
to shut up.

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You know what happened
to the last guy who
told me to shut up?

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What?

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(SIGHS)

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That was great.

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Shut up.

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Come over here.

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Remember,
love between a human
and a robot is taboo.

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We can't tell anyone,
not even our co-workers.

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Got it. I'll show
the utmost discretion

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as we get nasty
in this glass tube.

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I think I'm coming
down with circus-itis.

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I thought circus-itis
only affected children.

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Children of all ages.

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Bender, old friend,
what's on your face?

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Blood. You know,
shaving of the face beard.

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Amy, are those gear imprints
on your sweatpants?

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Uh, maybe. So what?

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Well, I only brought it up
'cause Bender's wearing them.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...

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I stole them from her.
Yeah, that's it,
call the cops.

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Oh, my swollen feet.

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I'd better take my pills.

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Amy, I reckon sweet talk
don't come natural to me,

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but of everyone
I've ever dated,

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you are probably
in the top 10.

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Aw.

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You always say
just the wrong thing
in just the right way.

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Sinners! Robosexuality
is an abomination!

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This guy.

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The good book sayeth
a robot shall not lie
down with a human,

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nor do it standing up,
nor at any angle in between.

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Hey, he's right.

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I don't like this.
...in the good book.

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Look, a single mother!
Let's get her!

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(ALL SHOUTING)

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FARNSWORTH: Quickly,
into the ship's basement!

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Now then, as you all know,
the county fair is
approaching once again,

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so I'm preparing my entry
of pickled winds
and weathers.

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I've got sunny,
snow flurries,
hail with onions,

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even my grandmother's
cranberry-raisin typhoon,

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but no tornado.

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I'll be damned
if I let Mrs. Girdleson
take the blue ribbon again.

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That's why I need you folks
to get out there and
harvest a nice ripe one.

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This cattle prod
should help.

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How will that...
(SCREAMS)

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Get out there!

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Is everybody in position?

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What?

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Is someone talking?

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Okay, good! On three!

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One!
What did she say?

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Two!
Wait, I'm not in position!

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Three!

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I'm ready for
the countdown!

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I'm not hearing anyone!
Abort mission!

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She said go!

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Good work, everyone.

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Honestly, that went
better than I expected.

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I just need to reduce it
down into this pickle jar,

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toss in a bay leaf to impress
those stupid judges.

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Hey, where's
Amy and Bender?

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They're missing out
on some hot pickle action.

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(AMY AND BENDER MOANING)

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Sounds like a muskrat's
caught in there.

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That's Amy's sweatshirt.

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And that's Bender's hat
from the Players' Ball!

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Sweet tornados of Barbados!
Amy and Bender have been
torn to shreds.

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(ALL GASP)

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Oh, the humanity!
Also, Bender.

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Uh-oh.

166
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,510
What's going on here?

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00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,850
Uh...

168
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Nothing.

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00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:10,520
A pair of
deviant robosexuals?
Not under my roof.

170
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,060
What about on the roof?

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Get your mind
out of the gutter!

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00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,530
What about in the gutter?

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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with robosexuality.

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Yeah,
when the lights go out,
it's nobody's business

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what goes on between
two consenting adults.

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Or one.

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Thanks, guys.

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Everything will be okay
as long as my parents
don't find out.

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(SPEAKS CANTONESE)

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(WHISTLING)

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(DOORBELL CHIMES)

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Mom? Dad?

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00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:43,550
Come home, Amy.
It your decision.
We can't make you.

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Attagirl.

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(WHISTLING)

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Uh-oh.
Not the innocent whistling.

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(DOORBELL CHIMES)

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Repent!
This guy.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,950
INEZ: Look,
we're your family,

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00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,580
and if you can't talk
about your problem with us,

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that would be great.

193
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,170
I don't have a problem!

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I'm in a happy relationship
that just happens to be
robosex...

195
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,880
You finish that word,
you kill your parents!

196
00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,430
Low wine level detected.

197
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,760
Thank you.

198
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,510
Stop seducing him,
you hussy!

199
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,260
Dad!

200
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:31,770
I'm attracted to Bender,
not this emotionless
wine bucket!

201
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,110
Hopes deleted.

202
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:43,570
Robotic brothers,
the path to robot hell is
paved with human flesh!

203
00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:45,200
Neat!
Over the course

204
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,240
of this
escape-proof workshop,

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00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:51,040
your software
will be reprogrammed
through prayer.

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00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,710
And by some
tech-support guys
in India.

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00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:56,590
But I read in
Esqwired magazine
that some robots

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00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,800
are hardwired
to be robosexual.

209
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,720
Don't believe
those lies, son!

210
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,390
The only lies worth believing
are the ones in the Bible.

211
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:06,600
Can I get a "Amen"?

212
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,970
I'll take a-three-men.
Holla!

213
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,100
Come on, Amy.
Pick a male human already.

214
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,230
I want to be a grandmother
nine months from
five minutes from now.

215
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,610
Cut it out, Mom!

216
00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:23,360
I'm not interested
in any of these gross,
ugly losers!

217
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,450
What about this gross,
ugly, smelly loser?

218
00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,120
Fry!
What you doing here?

219
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,540
I'm here to rescue Amy

220
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,870
from her robosexual desires.

221
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,750
If I understand
you correctly,

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00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,670
I've seen the error
of my ways?

223
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,290
Look at all that
awkward winking.

224
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:41,050
It must be love.

225
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:47,430
My parents may be evil,
but at least they're stupid.

226
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:53,180
In this phase,
you will literally wrestle
with your demons.

227
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:56,810
Your shapely,
buxom, human demons.

228
00:12:57,150 --> 00:13:01,690
Look at the rack on that one.
I mean, that one on the rack!

229
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,780
Good! That's real good.

230
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:11,200
Okay, everybody
switch demons.

231
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,160
No point in staying
with just one demon.

232
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,040
Now, work it hard!

233
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:23,710
Harder! Till the sin
explodes out of you!

234
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,760
Mmm.

235
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,470
Mercy. Okay,
the Lord's work is done.

236
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,350
Now, now, cuddle.
Cuddle with your demons.

237
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,560
Amy, I wonder where
you are right now.

238
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,360
I'm inside the dummy
to rescue you!

239
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,610
Well, that answers that.
Wait... Amy?

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00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,240
(GROANING)

241
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,370
LEELA: Bender, be careful!

242
00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:54,080
Fry? Leela?
You're in there, too?
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

243
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,660
FRY: I guess we should
have waited in the ship.

244
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,540
(EXCLAIMS)

245
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,630
Listen up, everybody,

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I love Amy, and I'm tired
of pussyfootcupping around!

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00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,680
I finally found someone
I want to spend
the rest of her life with.

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00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,840
Amy,

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(GASPS)

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00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,390
Will you marry me?

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Yes! Yes!

252
00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,100
(ALL CHEERING)

253
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:25,280
Oh, I'm just glad I didn't
live to see this day.

254
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,110
Hey, wait a second.

255
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,070
(HEARTBEAT)

256
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,790
No!

257
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,630
So, it's a stone.
Is it real?

258
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:46,840
Hooray!

259
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,220
Hooray denied!

260
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,590
Need I remind you that
robosexual marriage
is illegal?

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00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,220
Not in Space,
Massachusetts.

262
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,720
You mean
Space-tax-achusetts?

263
00:14:56,810 --> 00:15:01,310
No chance, stretch pants!
We're gonna fight to
legalize it right here!

264
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,940
Yeah, man!
You got to legalize it!

265
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,570
We're talking about
robosexual marriage.

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00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,070
We're talking
about lots of stuff.

267
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,200
(DANCE MUSIC BLARING)

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00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:22,920
Cool. Can you turn
into a race car?

269
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,460
Nah, I'm just
a pre-op transformer.

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00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,090
Thank you for coming,
everyone.

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00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,670
We're all having some good,
clean fun here.

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Squeaky, squishy clean.

273
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,970
But it's time to discuss
a pressing issue,

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the right to marry
who or what we want!

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ALL: Yeah!

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00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,560
Legalize it!

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Every other couple
has the right to marry.

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Robot and fembot,
man and woman,

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man and man.

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00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,320
Our poodle has two daddies.

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BENDER: Interracial,
interplanetary,

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even ghost and horse,
but not robot and human!

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00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,370
(ALL BOOING)

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00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,500
(BOOING)

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00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,630
That's why we're introducing
this ballot initiative

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to legalize
robosexual marriage!

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00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,710
ALL: Yeah!

288
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,970
Legalize it!

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00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:15,970
If you hate intolerance
and being punched
in the face by me,

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please support
Proposition Infinity!

291
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(EXCLAIMS)

292
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:40,620
As election day nears,
Prop Infinity appears
doomed to certain defeat.

293
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,370
Doomed!

294
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:45,000
More fair and
balanced coverage

295
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,630
after a word
from our sponsor,

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00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,000
No on Infinity.

297
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,760
A storm is gathering.

298
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,050
A storm of
robosexual marriage

299
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,050
that will rain down on us
like fire.

300
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,970
It's probably a firestorm.

301
00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,510
If robosexual
marriage becomes legal,

302
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,930
imagine the horrible things
that will happen
to our children,

303
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,730
then imagine
we said those things,

304
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,350
since we couldn't
think of any.

305
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,190
As a mother,
those things worry me.

306
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:13,440
MAN: Vote no on Infinity.
Paid for by the
Farnsworth Foundation.

307
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,990
We can't compete
against that much stock
footage of clouds!

308
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,160
We're boned!

309
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:22,580
But we still have one hope,
my big televised debate!

310
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,330
I'm our A in the hole!

311
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,420
Professor, who's debating
for your side?

312
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,460
That guy, you know,
I forget his name.

313
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,800
That's him!

314
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,670
Good evening.
I'm George Takei's
head and neck,

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00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,930
your host for
tonight's debate.
You may applaud.

316
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,430
We flipped a coin
before the debate,

317
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,980
and Bender stole it,
so we'll start with him.

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00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,350
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, I...

319
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,480
Oops. Sorry,
force of habit.

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00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,740
I support
this proposition

321
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:58,660
because I love a goopy,
flesh-and-blood woman,

322
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,160
and, not surprisingly,
she loves me.

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00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:07,120
This is a simple
matter of justice,
which I'm not normally for.

324
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,250
So, please, vote yes.

325
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:13,090
After all,
our love isn't any
different from yours,

326
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,260
except it's hotter,
'cause I'm involved.

327
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,010
(ALL CHEERING)

328
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,840
I haven't heard
such an eloquent speech

329
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:24,140
since Bill Shatner explained
why he couldn't pay me back.

330
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,970
Rebuttal, Professor?

331
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:29,350
This $4 coffeepot
talks about love,

332
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,860
but what he describes
is perversion!

333
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:35,320
You wouldn't know perversion
if it put clamps
on your testicles!

334
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,400
You're just jealous,
'cause you've never
known true love!

335
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:43,450
Oh, no? Back when I was
full of piss and vinegar,
and my bed wasn't,

336
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:46,040
I fell in love with
the sweetest girl

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00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,290
ever to skip through
a field of posies.

338
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,080
Her name was Eunice,

339
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,210
and we spent
our blissful days
working in a lab,

340
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:59,010
developing a poison to
wipe out that dreadful
posy infestation.

341
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,850
I thought our love
would last forever.

342
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:07,560
But then, 43 years later,
she left me

343
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,480
for a robot!
(SOBBING)

344
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,990
How could she do that
to me, her Farnypoo!

345
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,700
That's it?
You hate robosexuals

346
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:24,570
'cause your girlfriend
left you for a robot?

347
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:29,000
She didn't just
leave me for a robot,
she was a robot!

348
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,040
(ALL GASP)

349
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,620
(EXCLAIMS)

350
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:36,920
Oh, God,
her name wasn't Eunice,
it was Unit!

351
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,210
Unit 47!

352
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:47,470
My heart was broken,
and like a bitter,
old picklepuss,

353
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:52,730
I took it out on
robosexuals everywhere.
I'm so ashamed!

354
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,860
At the risk of
losing this debate,

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00:19:56,940 --> 00:20:00,780
I beg you, support
Proposition Infinity!

356
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:04,450
Give me a hug!

357
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,330
I, too,
am hugging them
in spirit.

358
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:12,830
And now they're
hugging me back.
Oh, my.

359
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,210
In a stunning turnabout,
voters have approved
Proposition Infinity.

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00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,510
Robosexual marriage
is now legal.

361
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:25,800
What's next,
gay robosexual marriage?

362
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,430
(ALL CHEERING)

363
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,350
We did it, honey!

364
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:32,230
Finally, we can have
a legal, monogamous marriage,

365
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,520
like everyone else!

366
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,270
(WHOOPS)
Yeah... Monogamous?

367
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,860
MAN ON RADIO: And now,
a long-distance dedication

368
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,910
from a squishy, green bad boy
to his pink pork dumpling.

369
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,910
(MOTORCYCLE REVVING)
At number 12,

370
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:52,910
it's Wailing Fungus with
Shut Up and Love Me.

371
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,580
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)

372
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,920
(SINGING)
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me

373
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,560
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me

374
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,020
I told you where
I told you when

375
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:19,310
I told you how
And we'll meet up at 10:00

376
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,990
But you keep on talking
Keep on yakking

377
00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:28,030
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me

378
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250
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